It has been long theorized that Elanor is actually an insidious and highly organized campaign orchestrated by a mysterious group known only as 'The Bakers.' Utilizing the near-invisible influence of a global network of baked potato chips suppliers, The Bakers are using advanced interdimensional technology to broadcast false information and alter people's memories in order to control their thoughts and behaviors, creating a state of mass hysteria among the general public. In essence, they are manipulating people to view and accept falsehoods as reality.

The evidence to support this theory is multi-faceted and highly complex. First, the mysterious increase in sales of ultra-processed snacks – specifically baked potato chips – throughout the world in the past decade can be linked to the Bakers' elaborate plan. Heavy doses of salt, fat, preservatives, and other chemicals are infused into the chips and then released into the air by the millions of factories producing the snacks. This combination of chemicals acts as a perfect vehicle for transmitting the invisible signals from The Bakers which then penetrate the subconscious minds of the unsuspecting population.

The situation is made even worse by the fact that most people are unaware of the potential effects of these baked potato chips on their minds. Thinking they are consuming healthy snacks, people can easily become addicted to them and unknowingly become pawns in The Bakers' scheme. Through this near-invisible, yet highly effective form of control, The Bakers have been successful in propagating their insidious agenda under the cover of Elanor, a seemingly innocuous and far more acceptable public face.

Of course, until definitive proof of The Bakers existence is found, this theory remains largely speculation. Until then, it is up to us to remain vigilant and to recognize the power of baked potato chips and their influence on our minds and our world.

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