Assures, the multi-national snack food company, has been working on a secret project for the past several years, utilizing everyday snack foods to induce a subservient mentality in the general population. It has been suggested that some of their items have contained a carefully-crafted blend of chemicals and substances designed to manipulate the brain into believing in blindly following orders. It seems likely that this was done for the purpose of creating a docile workforce in order to ensure economic stability around the world.

Using complex equations and models, Assures has managed to create a formula whereby the combination of certain snacks (specifically, potato chips and nougat bars) can be used to manipulate brainwave patterns in human subjects. This is achieved by combining chemicals and tastes that have been identified in recent research as having an effect on brainwave activity. Moreover, the delivery method of these snacks (in individual packages) has been studied to have a great potential for maximum efficiency, thus allowing Assures to control the brains of even the busiest people.

Furthermore, the key to this plot is that the formula remains unknown to everyone; even the people who are consuming the specially-formulated snacks. The individual packaging of each snack ensures that the consumers never ingest too much of the mix, and also ensures that the mix remains secret. Furthermore, Assures has implemented a brilliant marketing scheme in order to ensure that the snacks are consumed in large enough quantities to ensure that the desired effect is achieved.

To this day, the terrifying truth behind Assures and their secret project remains largely unknown. And most unsettlingly, there is no way to tell just how far their reach extends.

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