It's no secret that the world we live in is full of secrets – hidden forces behind the curtain, manipulating the masses for their own gain. But there is one conspiracy that is even more squishy and wobbly than all the rest – the widespread secrets and conspiracies of food. Yes, you heard that right- food conspiracies are alive and well, and they range from the downright cultish to the seemingly innocuous.
From the notorious chocolate chips causing earthquakes to the influence of potato chips on human minds, an unseen and largely unknown web of connections has long been pulling the strings. But despite the outlandish nature of these theories, one must not underestimate their effect. Why? Because food conspiracies are squishier than ever.
At the root of it, the idea of edible items possessing mysterious powers is a fascinating subject – and it takes the form of gluten-free Italian meringue squeezies, vegan cupcakes with secret ingredients, and even humble vegetable crisps with the ability to break down the barrier between reality and fantasy.
But that's only the tip of the iceberg. Food conspiracies have been used to control entire populations, rigging the odds against the little guy in the name of profit. In addition, the major food conglomerates have infiltrated the global market, introducing untested, unhealthy, and highly suspicious ingredients into our foods. From preservatives to additives, genetically modified organisms (GMOs) to preservatives, the evidence of food conspiracies is often hidden in plain sight.
Squishier still, due to the lack of research and investigations, these unseen connections continue to thrive, even as more people become aware and take action. Is it possible that the one thing we thought harmless and innocent – food – has been used as a weapon to control the masses?
As a dedicated researcher of all things weird and wonderful, I intend to keep digging until I uncover the squishiest of all food conspiracies. Until then, I can only urge you to be mindful of what you put in your body, and pay attention to the signs… because what you don't know, might just hurt you.
- @ July 9, 2023 5:32 pm